Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary (2003)

Dana Snyder: Master Shake

Quotes 

• Frylock : [after Zack Wilder was blown up]  What are we gonna tell his wife and kids?

  Master Shake : You saw him! The man was drunk and out of control!

• Frylock : What's that jet doing in our yard?

  Master Shake : Oh hell! What does it look like?

  Frylock : Well... It's in the shape of a bass guitar and it's painted with a giant owl.

  Master Shake : Swooping down from the moon. I know! It's Geddy's jet. FLOOR IT! We gotta get the hell hell outta here!

  Meatwad : Hey, Geddy! THE RIVER!

• Master Shake : [trying to sell the house]  Hey, how ya doin, hey! So you saw the sign! I guess you wanna take a look at the house, I mean, we have a couple other people coming later today, it's really a lucky thing you stopped by!

  Insane Homeless Man : [gesturing and mumbling insanely the whole time Shake was talking]  OK, see you in the trees. Uh, I'll take care of them. I'm a tree. I'm a tree wizard.

  Master Shake : Hey, that is grreat! Come on in, I got a tray of muffins ...

  Master Shake : [the guy holds up box]  ONE, TAKE ONE!

  Insane Homeless Man : Tree wizard needs $6.48.

  Master Shake : And as you can see, it's fully furnished. 2/0, no bathroom, and that is by design. We don't want people to mess things up with their waste, you know what I'm saying?

  [guy points meaninglessly] 

  Master Shake : Right, of course you do, you know what I'm saying. And as you can see, the phone is highly cordless.

  Insane Homeless Man : Alablama. Alabama. Alabama. Alabummla.

  Master Shake : Yes, absolutely, we are conveniently located adjacent to Alabama. What else?