- Travis: I rule you!
- Meatwad: Frylock, he says he rules us!
- Frylock: That's it mister! Time out for you!
- Travis: Oh, damn.
- Frylock: What did I just hear you say?
- Meatwad: I heard him, he said "damn," dammit. Only adults like us are allowed to say damn, bitch-ass, and hell. So get your hellin', damnin' ass back in that bitching damn room, dammit.
- Frylock: [gives Meatwad angry look]
- Meatwad: What? Damn, I was just helping you out, bitch.
- Travis: I would say that... perseverance number one atritude... aptude... attribute. I people person. Uh, work good with children. People rike me. Because I force them to! With violence!
- Mall Manager: Well that's, uh... do you uh, do you have any questions for me, or?
- Travis: I rule you.
- Mall Manager: Well, it was really nice to meet you, and uh, and I'll let you know in the near future if we start hiring
- [coughs]
- Mall Manager: animals.
- Travis: Thank you bitch. Suck it dry!
- Meatwad: Is that what I think it is?
- Frylock: It's an N.S.T., a Neural Speech Transmitter.
- Meatwad: No, huh-uh. its my B.N.C.S. My Brushed Nickel Colander, Stupid. Now take them wires off there and give it back, I need to drain my spaghetti.
- Frylock: Meatwad, you don't cook, you sleep in this thing.
- Meatwad: Shut up, you got fetishes!
- [to communicate with an alien, Frylock has invented a device made from an inverted colander]
- Frylock: The point is, I made this.
- Shake: What is that? For vegetables?
- Frylock: Well, it translates brain synapses and neural skull vibrations into audible speech frequencies.
- Shake: Yeah, I got one o' them too; it's called a mouth.
- Voice on Tape: [the Spore is learning how to speak English] Why don't you come up to my room for a drink? I'll be nude.
- The Spore: Come up to room for drink, nude be me!
- Frylock: Here's 5 dollars. Go see a movie.
- Master Shake: Mmm. Motion pictures are 10 dollars.
- Frylock: Fine! Here's 10.
- Master Shake: What about popped corn?
- Frylock: Whatever! Damn! Just go!