Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

T-Shirt of the Living Dead (2004)

Carey Means: Frylock

Quotes 

• Santa Claus : Ohhh, thank you Frylock.

  [gasps] 

  Santa Claus : If I survive... I'M GONNA BEAT THE F*CK OUT OF THAT LITTLE MEATBALL.

  Frylock : Santa, I am SO SORRY. Meatwad just... he got a little carried away...

  Santa Claus : He got A LOT carried away. You know that remote control racecar he's been wanting? Oh, he's gonna get it... FAR... UP HIS ASS!

  Frylock : Now, now, Santa... calm down...

  Santa Claus : Might see if the reindeers like MEAT this year!

  Frylock : Now lie down Santa, just... rest now, okay?

  Santa Claus : Oh, you! You're his asswipe roommate, aren't you? Oh, if I go down, who will deliver the toys? YOU? You have no idea how it works, do you? Don't even have a clue. Y'know what? Let me borrow your phone. HO HO HO HO. I'm gonna call the POLICE.

  Frylock : No, I don't think so. You're not going to do that.

  Santa Claus : I-is that a mirror? B-bring that to me. How does my face look?

  Frylock : Well... you'll be okay, soon as you grow... your beard back... and your eyebrows...

  Santa Claus : I'm Horror Claus! Oh, God... it's getting cold in here...

  Frylock : Meatwad, Get in here!

  Santa Claus : Yes, take a look at WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME!

• Santa Claus : Thank you Frylock, for saving my life. Because if I survive this... I'm going to beat the shit out of that meatball!

  Frylock : Santa, it's not his fault. He just got a little carried away.

  Santa Claus : He got A LOT carried away. You know that remote control racecar Meatwads been wanting for Christmas? Oh he's gonna get it... FAR UP HIS ASS!

  Frylock : Santa, calm down you're going into shock.

  Santa Claus : Maybe I'll see if the reindeers like MEAT this year.

  Frylock : Santa, you should be fine by Christmas time.

  Santa Claus : Well then who will deliver the presents to the children? You have NO idea how it works do you? How about you get me a phone. Ho Ho Ho I'm calling the police.

  Frylock : No No Santa, you don't have to do that.

  Santa Claus : Get me a mirror I want to see myself.

  Frylock : I don't think that's the best idea.

  Santa Claus : Oh God, I'm Horror Claus!

  Frylock : Meatwad, Get in here!

  Santa Claus : Yes, see what you've done to me!