Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

The Shaving (2003)

Dana Snyder: Master Shake

Quotes 

• Master Shake : You are the *gayest* monster since GAY came to *Gaytown*!

  Willie Nelson : Woooooooah... Easy! Whe-Where's this comin' from?

  Master Shake : No! Let's get down to it! What I *say* is very *baffling*!

  Frylock : Hey, hey! Woah, woah, woah, woah, *woah*, you two! We don't want any trouble here, now, okay?

  Willie Nelson : Naw, I'm with you! I don't think violence solves anything.

  Master Shake : [shouts]  God, you're gay! You don't think violence *solves* anything? What kinda monster are you?

  Willie Nelson : Look, I'm... I'm pretty... hardcore. I mean... I've been know to..."Do a number" on plenty of "cats."

  Master Shake : Do a number? Yeah, I bet you "do a number"... In your *tights*... on *Broadway*. Which is where you *moved* to, after you left Texas Chainsaw Mascara... where you're *from*!

• Master Shake : [to Frylock]  Look who just ruined Halloween... You know, you're like an A-Bomb. Everyone's laughin', havin' a good time, and then you show up. BOOM! Everything's dead.

• Master Shake : No! Let's get right down to it. What I say is very baffling.

• Master Shake : [to Willie]  You are the gayest monster since gay came to Gay-town!