Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

Unremarkable Voyage (2004)

Carey Means: Frylock

Quotes 

• Frylock : That's not a toy!

  Master Shake : You say that about everything you own. You should own toys. They're fun.

• [after enlarging his penis, the crabs from Carl's genitalia are also enlarged, and begin to jump from his pants] 

  Frylock : What the hell is that?

  [a crab walks past Meatwad, who is immobile in the hallway, due to a large computer chip inside him] 

  Meatwad : Look, Frylock! Crabs! Can we keep 'em?

  [a whole crowd of crabs run past him] 

  Meatwad : Boy, there's a lot of them!

  Carl : Look, they're harmless. If they give ya trouble, hit 'em with the shampoo.

  [holds up a bottle of Pubio Pride Shampoo] 

• [Frylock uses his newly invented shrink ray to shrink down a computer chip] 

  Frylock : Amazing! Do you realize that now this chip can be inserted into a microbot that enter into someone's skin through a pore...

  Meatwad : [takes microchip]  Or it can be inserted into the mouth, manually, so it can battle hunger and taste good.

  [swallows microchip] 

  Master Shake : Oooh!

  Frylock : Tell me you didn't just eat that frickin'...

  Meatwad : Well boy you said it was a chip. So where's the dip? Or am I lookin' at him?

  Master Shake : Oooooh! You did not even just do that! You are so dead! Oh No you didn't! Oh my God!

  [Frylock picks up Meatwad and shakes him until he splats down onto the ground] 

• [Shake has put a tiny Frylock and Carl in a box resembling a mountainside] 

  Master Shake : Quick, grab a weapon and battle for the mountain!

  Frylock : Damn it, Shake!

  Master Shake : You will call me king... slave. Now fight for my amusement!

  [Carl picks up a pen and jabs Frylock with it] 

  Frylock : Ow!

  Carl : How'd you like that tune-up?

  Frylock : Carl, what are you doing?

  Carl : Stay down. He said if I won, he'd make my johnson bigger. I mean, it's all right to use but, uh, it never hurts to get "extra credit", you know what I mean?

  [Frylock zaps away the pen with his eyebeams] 

  Carl : Okay, okay, okay! Fryman! I get it. He just sort of played with my insecurities! Come on, Fryman, you know I'd never hurt you.

  [Shake uses the ray to make Carl grow slightly bigger] 

  Master Shake : Oh no! Beware of the hairy giant!

  [Carl continues to injure Frylock] 

  Carl : Look, I'm sorry about this, Fryman, but it's you or me. And I keep getting these freakin' emails! These people know that I'm small down there!

  Frylock : Will you listen to me?

  Master Shake : Yeah, listen to him! Isn't it funny how he talks? Hey, hang on, I'm gonna make it even funnier. Hold on a minute.

  [Shake uses the ray to make Frylock even smaller] 

  Frylock : [voice higher pitched]  If we work together, we can defeat him!

  Carl : All right, we'll work a deal, but you gotta promise me. You gotta get me some action down here when we're done with this. I mean, I'm freakin', you know, hung like a zoo animal but I want more girth.

  Master Shake : Oh no!

  [pours orange soda on them] 

  Master Shake : A hailstorm of orange drink!

  Carl : Ah, come on, man! Fryman, shoot this jackass.

  Frylock : That's it. You just made your last mistake. Try this on for size!

  [Frylock fires an energy blast from his eyes, but it does almost nothing to Shake] 

  Master Shake : Aw, that's so cute. You wanna compare rays? Okay.

  [Shake uses the ray to shrink Frylock into nothing] 

  Carl : Okay, so hey. Heh heh. I won, right? So you gonna hook me up here or what? You know, I need, uh, length and girth. Both preferably. I'll take one. Whatgever.

  Master Shake : One more contender in the battle for the mountain!

  [Shake plops a miniaturized Meatwad next to Carl] 

  Carl : Aw, friggin' take it. It's right over there.

• [a miniaturized Carl, Meatwad and Frylock have infiltrated a sleeping Shake's head] 

  Frylock : Shake? Shake, wake up.

  Carl : Let me do it. Get up, you friggin' jerkoff!

  Master Shake : Wha-- where are you?

  Meatwad : We all up in your brain, boy.

  Master Shake : Impossible! I have no brain.

  Frylock : Yeah, we noticed. So we just had to short-circuit some nerves in here. We control you now.

  Master Shake : Uh, bullcrap.

  Carl : Hey, buddy! You about to see what I think is funny. Heh, heh. Pick up the baseball bat.

  [Frylock pulls on a nerve and Shake gets up and picks up a baseball bat] 

  Master Shake : No, no, no, no, no! No! Why am I doing this? I'm dreaming!

  Frylock : Well, let's just wake you up then, all right?

  [Shake begins hitting himself in the face with the baseball bat] 

  Carl : Rise and shine, buddy!