Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)
Unremarkable Voyage (2004)
Dana Snyder: Master Shake
Quotes
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Frylock : That's not a toy!
Master Shake : You say that about everything you own. You should own toys. They're fun.
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[Frylock uses his newly invented shrink ray to shrink down a computer chip]
Frylock : Amazing! Do you realize that now this chip can be inserted into a microbot that enter into someone's skin through a pore...
Meatwad : [takes microchip] Or it can be inserted into the mouth, manually, so it can battle hunger and taste good.
[swallows microchip]
Master Shake : Oooh!
Frylock : Tell me you didn't just eat that frickin'...
Meatwad : Well boy you said it was a chip. So where's the dip? Or am I lookin' at him?
Master Shake : Oooooh! You did not even just do that! You are so dead! Oh No you didn't! Oh my God!
[Frylock picks up Meatwad and shakes him until he splats down onto the ground]
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[Shake has put a tiny Frylock and Carl in a box resembling a mountainside]
Master Shake : Quick, grab a weapon and battle for the mountain!
Frylock : Damn it, Shake!
Master Shake : You will call me king... slave. Now fight for my amusement!
[Carl picks up a pen and jabs Frylock with it]
Frylock : Ow!
Carl : How'd you like that tune-up?
Frylock : Carl, what are you doing?
Carl : Stay down. He said if I won, he'd make my johnson bigger. I mean, it's all right to use but, uh, it never hurts to get "extra credit", you know what I mean?
[Frylock zaps away the pen with his eyebeams]
Carl : Okay, okay, okay! Fryman! I get it. He just sort of played with my insecurities! Come on, Fryman, you know I'd never hurt you.
[Shake uses the ray to make Carl grow slightly bigger]
Master Shake : Oh no! Beware of the hairy giant!
[Carl continues to injure Frylock]
Carl : Look, I'm sorry about this, Fryman, but it's you or me. And I keep getting these freakin' emails! These people know that I'm small down there!
Frylock : Will you listen to me?
Master Shake : Yeah, listen to him! Isn't it funny how he talks? Hey, hang on, I'm gonna make it even funnier. Hold on a minute.
[Shake uses the ray to make Frylock even smaller]
Frylock : [voice higher pitched] If we work together, we can defeat him!
Carl : All right, we'll work a deal, but you gotta promise me. You gotta get me some action down here when we're done with this. I mean, I'm freakin', you know, hung like a zoo animal but I want more girth.
Master Shake : Oh no!
[pours orange soda on them]
Master Shake : A hailstorm of orange drink!
Carl : Ah, come on, man! Fryman, shoot this jackass.
Frylock : That's it. You just made your last mistake. Try this on for size!
[Frylock fires an energy blast from his eyes, but it does almost nothing to Shake]
Master Shake : Aw, that's so cute. You wanna compare rays? Okay.
[Shake uses the ray to shrink Frylock into nothing]
Carl : Okay, so hey. Heh heh. I won, right? So you gonna hook me up here or what? You know, I need, uh, length and girth. Both preferably. I'll take one. Whatgever.
Master Shake : One more contender in the battle for the mountain!
[Shake plops a miniaturized Meatwad next to Carl]
Carl : Aw, friggin' take it. It's right over there.
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[a miniaturized Carl, Meatwad and Frylock have infiltrated a sleeping Shake's head]
Frylock : Shake? Shake, wake up.
Carl : Let me do it. Get up, you friggin' jerkoff!
Master Shake : Wha-- where are you?
Meatwad : We all up in your brain, boy.
Master Shake : Impossible! I have no brain.
Frylock : Yeah, we noticed. So we just had to short-circuit some nerves in here. We control you now.
Master Shake : Uh, bullcrap.
Carl : Hey, buddy! You about to see what I think is funny. Heh, heh. Pick up the baseball bat.
[Frylock pulls on a nerve and Shake gets up and picks up a baseball bat]
Master Shake : No, no, no, no, no! No! Why am I doing this? I'm dreaming!
Frylock : Well, let's just wake you up then, all right?
[Shake begins hitting himself in the face with the baseball bat]
Carl : Rise and shine, buddy!