Arrested Development (TV Series)

Amigos (2004)

Ron Howard: Narrator

Quotes 

• Lucille : [about Gene Parmesan]  Oh, I hired him a hundred years ago to find out if your father was cheating on me but he never did find anything.

  Michael : He can't be very good then, can he?

  Lucille : He's the best.

  Narrator : Gene was far from the best.

• Michael : I'm going to have to start putting people in the trunk.

  Narrator : At that very moment, Buster was climbing into the trunk.

  Buster : [videotaping himself]  Mother, when you see this tape, you will know that I've left. Not out of cowardice, but out of... man, it's tired in here!@

  Narrator : Six minutes later, Michael stopped to drop off his mother's housekeeper.

  Buster : [Buster climbs out of the trunk]  Mexico.

  Narrator : In fact, Buster was in Santa Ana, a town six minutes inland from his own, but the combination of losing his glasses and breathing carbon monoxide had impaired Buster's judgement.

  Buster : [seeking shelter]  This will keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun.

  Lupe : Excuse me, what are you doing?

  Buster : I'm trying to find a place to live!

• Narrator : On the next Arrested Development, Buster reclaims his favorite hand chair.

  [Buster sees Lucille and Oscar having sex in it] 

  Narrator : But the victory is short lived.

  Buster : Make love in your OWN hand, MOTHER!

• Michael : We cant take GOB with us.

  Narrator : Michael and GOB had been to Mexico before.

  Gob : [after a kid offers him some "chicle"]  I'm the chicle? You're the chicle!

  [proceeds to do his chicken dance] 

  Narrator : Unfortunately in Mexico, this was considered a much more inflammatory gesture.