Arrested Development (TV Series)
Fakin' It (2006)
Jason Bateman: Michael Bluth
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Quotes
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George Bluth Sr. : [Michael gets the witness list for the deposition] Who's on the list? Any blabbers?
Michael Bluth : Just one, but he wont be talking unless there's a hand inside of them.
Tobias Fünke : Oh please, even then, I wouldn't say anything.
Michael Bluth : [stunned] That's reassuring. I was talking about Franklin, actually.
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Michael Bluth : I am not going to turn this mock trial into some kind of...
Gob : You were going to say "mockery", weren't you?
Michael Bluth : I was in trouble like three words into that.
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Michael Bluth : Is the an "N. Bluth" in the family we don't know about? They say there's been money found in an account under that name.
George Bluth Sr. : Of course not. The prosecution is trying to test us, see if we're going to turn against each other. They make stuff up. She doesn't exist.
Michael Bluth : Yet you refer to her as a she.
George Bluth Sr. : He... she... what's the difference?
Tobias Fünke : Oh here, here. In the dark, it all looks the same.
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Michael Bluth : And I am going to be pretending to be your lawyer during the mock trial, whether you like it or not.
George Bluth Sr. : You're the lawyer! Oh, that's the same representation Captain Hook had.
Lucille Bluth : Oh, it's so good to laugh again!
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Narrator : On the next Arrested Development, Mock Trial With J. Reinhold spawns imitators.
Gob : All rise, Bud Cort is now in session!
Bud Cort : Please be seated.
Gob : [as Franklin] Hard to be seated when you got someone's hand up your ass!
Bud Cort : Can we lose the puppet?
Narrator : And Michael discovers that he wasn't N. Bluth after all.
Michael : [looking at old family photos] I have an older sister?
Narrator : So much for not abandoning family.
