Arrested Development (TV Series)

Motherboy XXX (2005)

Tony Hale: Buster Bluth

Quotes 

• Narrator : On the next Arrested Development, Lindsay finds herself strangely compelled to be with Tobias...

  Lindsay Funke : Oh my god, I'm sorry, I walked into the wrong trailer!

  Dave Attell : Wow, the service sent you over quick.

  Narrator : ...But not the one she's married to.

  Lindsay Funke : [he quickly disrobes]  You don't cry when you take those off?

  Narrator : Having finally had sex, GOB can admit that he never consummated his marriage.

  George "Gob" Bluth II : Your Honor, we never consummated this marriage.

  Wife of Gob : Judge, maybe you should take a look at this, which was taken in your office just moments ago.

  [She hands the judge a picture, and GOB is seen shirtless with the shirt over his head] 

  Narrator : Then GOB catches a lucky break.

  Judge Lionel Ping : There's no way to tell who this man is.

  Narrator : But it doesn't last long.

  George "Gob" Bluth II : Oh that's me, your honor, I fucked my wife.

  Barry Zuckerkorn : Oh, we've really lost this case.

  Narrator : And Maeby impresses some kids at the Promise Land with her one scary campfire story.

  Mae 'Maebe' Funke : Knock, scrape. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call!

  [Buster enters the clearing while holding up his hook] 

  Buster : Hey, campers.

  [the kids all scream and run away] 

  Buster : I'm a monster!

  Michael : This may have been a step backward.

• Michael : Buster, you cant zip-line over there!

  Buster : Either I zip down or he zips up! And that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit! You have to get on your knees to start it!

  Michael : This is much less scary. Godspeed, Buster!

• Buster : [holding up a trophy]  And I finally feel good about myself. "Saddest".

  Michael : And I saw those people, that was a very competitive category.

• Buster : My army training is telling me that this is a hot mission.

  Michael : Hot mission! We're on a hot mission!

  Buster : Maybe we should call it "Operation: Hot Mother."

  Michael : No, no, let's try to top that.

  Narrator : They never did, and later, Operation: Hot Mother was under way.

• Lucille : You know I always get this way around Motherboy.

  Michael : Oh, God, it's Motherboy time already?

  Lucille : Normally, I'd go with Buster but he doesnt want to go. But with you, I think I've got a shot.

  Michael : Buster for the first time ever, doesnt want to do this?

  Narrator : [voice over]  Motherboy was the name of an annual dance promoting mother-son bonding. Lucille has gone with Buster over 30 times, and on many occasions, won cutest couple. But as one entered sexual maturity and the other one left it, it became increasingly difficult.

  Lucille : [Buster and Lucille are getting their picture taken]  I'm so hot.

  Buster : If you were hot, mother, we would win!