Arrested Development (TV Series)

Pier Pressure (2004)

Michael Cera: George-Michael Bluth

Quotes 

• Michael : Your Uncle Gob seems to think that he saw you down at the docks today. Was that you?

  George Michael : No. No. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter.

  Michael : Yeah, that makes sense.

• Michael : [about George Michael's test]  A-?

  George Michael : Are you proud of me?

  Michael : Very proud... minus.

• George Michael Bluth : ...It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette.

• Michael : [after strippers dressed as cops have taken off their uniforms]  You knew all along, didn't you?

  George Michael : Sorta. One of the hot cops was my choir teacher.

• George Michael : [Arguing with his math book]  Dumb, dumb George Michael, dumb...

  Michael : Hey, calm down there, you two; it's just a math problem.

  George Michael : Yeah, but if I fail math then there goes my chances to get a good job and have a happy life full of hard work, like you always say, right Dad?