Arrested Development (TV Series)

S.O.B.s (2006)

David Cross: Tobias Fünke

Quotes 

• Tobias Fünke : Michael if I may take off my pants and pull my analrapist stocking over my head, I think George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call "Obsessive Compulsive Disorder", or the "The O.C. Disorder".

  Michael : Don't call it that.

• Tobias Fünke : So fill each one of these bags with some glitter, my photo resume, some candy, and a note.

  Mae 'Maebe' Funke : [reading one of the notes]  "I know where you live, ha ha!" Casting directors hate this!

  Narrator : They really do.

  Casting Director : [cut to casting director's office]  The glitter queen struck again. Never hire Tobias Funke.

• Tobias Fünke : [about George Michael]  He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one.

  Michael : I dont get that reference.

  Lindsay Bluth Fünke : I dont either.

  Tobias Fünke : I dont either.

  Narrator : [shows a photo of a Village People group with the photo circled around the police officer]  It's this guy.