Arrested Development (TV Series)

The Immaculate Election (2005)

Portia de Rossi: Lindsay Bluth Fünke

Quotes 

• Lindsay Funke : Can't you come over and dustbuster or something?

  Lupe : I no does Buster anymore!

• Michael Bluth : So you still haven't put this stuff back yet? You've got to be the laziest person in the world.

  Lindsay Funke : If you weren't all the way on the other side of the room, I'd slap your face.

• Lindsay Funke : [Lindsay is wearing Tobias's underwear]  So what do you think?

  Tobias Fünke : I've been looking for those! You're going to stretch them out!

  Lindsay Funke : Is that all you can say?

  Tobias Fünke : Excuse me, but I like the way they shape my junk.

  Lindsay Funke : I don't know why, but you can take your junk and get out.

• Michael Bluth : I asked you to clean the house and you only did it once.

  Lindsay Funke : You didn't even thank me for doing it.

  Narrator : She didn't even do it that time but instead intercepted her mother's housekeeper Lupe.

  Lindsay Funke : Yoo hoo! I'll take you the rest of the way!

  Lupe : [holds up a pair of underwear]  Almost done. Yours? Or Meesters?

  Lindsay Funke : Meesters.

  Narrator : Lupe never accepted a ride from her again.