- Gob: What's this? A stuffy office meeting? Perhaps it's time for some Office Magic.
- Ron Michaelson: But what's Office Magic?
- Gob: Sometimes it's as simple as turning 10:30 in the morning into... lunch time!
- Ron Michaelson: Why does lunch have to be so dull?
- Gob: Perhaps you'd like some chicken!
- [he rips open a bag and a dead dove flies out]
- Gob: Cut!
- Michael Bluth: [GOB is being escorted out of the office] You guys didn't have to do this...
- Narrator: The guard had recently lost half his tie to "Office Magic".
- Michael Bluth: So you still haven't put this stuff back yet? You've got to be the laziest person in the world.
- Lindsay Funke: If you weren't all the way on the other side of the room, I'd slap your face.
- Narrator: On the next Arrested Development, Steve Holt finally tracks down his real father.
- Steve Holt: I've been wondering my whole life who he is-a scientist? A doctor? A senator?
- Gary: Well, I've got some bad news.
- [He hands over a picture of Gob]
- Steve Holt: Wow. Is that what's gonna happen to my hair?
- Narrator: As Lupe was feeling sorry for Buster's loss of a hand, Lindsay was feeling sorry for her loss of Lupe.
- Lucille Bluth: [after dropping some food] Where's my maid? ROBOT!
- Narrator: But the robot had other plans.
- Byron "Buster" Bluth: [Lucille walks into Buster's room to find him sleeping with the robot vacuum cleaner] What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'M A MONSTER!
- Lindsay Funke: [Lindsay is wearing Tobias's underwear] So what do you think?
- Tobias Fünke: I've been looking for those! You're going to stretch them out!
- Lindsay Funke: Is that all you can say?
- Tobias Fünke: Excuse me, but I like the way they shape my junk.
- Lindsay Funke: I don't know why, but you can take your junk and get out.
- Narrator: On the next Arrested Development, Lucille finds a housekeeper she wont lose her son to.
- Lucille Bluth: Yoo hoo! I'll take you the rest of the way!
- Tobias Fünke: [as Mrs. Featherbottom, he and Buster are both crying] You should always keep from crying...
- Michael Bluth: I asked you to clean the house and you only did it once.
- Lindsay Funke: You didn't even thank me for doing it.
- Narrator: She didn't even do it that time but instead intercepted her mother's housekeeper Lupe.
- Lindsay Funke: Yoo hoo! I'll take you the rest of the way!
- Lupe: [holds up a pair of underwear] Almost done. Yours? Or Meesters?
- Lindsay Funke: Meesters.
- Narrator: Lupe never accepted a ride from her again.