The Batman (TV Series)

The Rubberface of Comedy (2005)

Kevin Michael Richardson: Joker

Quotes 

• The Joker : All it takes is one rotten day to transform a normal man into a monster! Well, in my case, a rotten day and a chemical bath.

  [laughs maniacally] 

• Chief Angel Rojas : Wouldn't you say, Detective?

  Detective Ethan Bennett : Chief. BACK OFF!

  Chief Angel Rojas : Bennett.

  Detective Ethan Bennett : This is not my fault, chief! No, no.

  The Joker : So we have issues with the boss, eh? Well, who doesn't? Bosses make terrific tormentors. Tote that barge, lift that bail, rewrite that script, sort that mail. All it takes is one too many orders to make the cuckoo call.

  [Joker's origin is shown] 

  The Joker : All it takes is one rotten day to transform a normal man into a monster! Well, in my case, a rotten day and a chemical bath.

  [Laughs] 

• The Joker : When Joker's through clowning with you, you wouldn't know where to find your mind!

  [cackles maniacally] 

• The Joker : If Gotham belongs to Joker, the dull face of tragedy must become the rubber face of comedy!

• The Joker : You mean to tell me the chief of police considers this vigilante a greater menace than me, the Clown Prince of Crime?

• The Joker : So the giraffe turns to the police chief and says: "The last thing I saw was that screwloose detective trying to pick the nuts out of the fruitcake!"

  Detective Ethan Bennett : [Laughs]  "Nuts out of the fruitcake".

  [They both laugh] 

  The Joker : Detective, my therapy worked. It seems you and I finally share the same sense of humour

  Detective Ellen Yin : Don't fool yourself, Joker. Bennett plays for my team.

  Detective Ethan Bennett : Yin?

  The Joker : A yin to his yang.