- Natalie Dykstra: What time?
- Owen Gregory: You can get there, say... Any time after eleven?
- Natalie Dykstra: Hm. Fashionably late.
- Owen Gregory: Of course, you're telling everyone else to show up at nine.
- Owen Gregory: Rylan?
- Natalie Dykstra: Well, he's in my Atmosphere in Science class. You know, that whole frat boy thing is just an act.
- Owen Gregory: You know he just played Sigma Eta? They're like nazis in letter sweaters.
- Richard Thorne III: Life is getting shorter by the minute, my friend. Call her.
- Lee Hemingway: Nah, I don't know what to say. What do I say to her?
- Richard Thorne III: You're asking the wrong alcoholic.
- Richard Thorne III: I wanna introduce you to a friend of mine. Trey Anderson - Sara Gregory.
- Trey Anderson: Hey, there. You know, I voted for you. Twice.