The Benny Hill Show (TV Series)
Show 34 (1979)
Jackie Wright: Self, Various Roles
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Quotes
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Magnus O'Magnussen : What is celery?
Fred Needle : High-class wages.
Magnus O'Magnussen : Anemic rhubarb.
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Magnus O'Magnussen : You have chosen to answer questions on general knowledge. Is that right?
Fred Needle : Pass.
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Magnus O'Magnussen : Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
Fred Needle : 'Cause their horns don't work.
Magnus O'Magnussen : Well done... and you will be.
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Magnus O'Magnussen : What is it that a man does standing up, a woman does sitting down, and a dog does with one leg raised?
Fred Needle : Pass.
Magnus O'Magnussen : Pass what?
Fred Needle : I don't know the answer.
Magnus O'Magnussen : The answer is shake hands.
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Magnus O'Magnussen : O'Duffy fell down two flights of stairs with a pint of whiskey. None was spilled. Why was that?
Fred Needle : He kept his mouth shut.
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Magnus O'Magnussen : What is an asset?
Fred Needle : A little donkey.
Magnus O'Magnussen : An ascot?
Fred Needle : A little donkey's bed.
Magnus O'Magnussen : A pathologist?
Fred Needle : A man who can find his way through a wound.
Magnus O'Magnussen : Unabridged?
Fred Needle : A river you have to wade across.