The Benny Hill Show (TV Series)

Show 19 (1973)

Andree Melly: Self, Various Roles

Quotes 

• Andree Melly : You mean all these girls had their way with you?

  Mervyn Cruddy : All except the little fat one.

  Andree Melly : Why was that?

  Mervyn Cruddy : I didn't fancy her.

• Henry : You see, the way to spell it, I'm sure, is W-O-O-M-E.

  Robert : No no no, Henry, no no. I'm quite certain it is W-H-double O-M, whoom.

  Andree Melly : Excuse me, sirs, the way to spell womb is W-O-M-B, womb.

  Henry : You know something, Robert, I'm bloody sure that girl's never even heard an elephant with the wind.