The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
Robin Hood of Griffith Park (1967)
Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett
Quotes
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Jed Clampett : I know how much you and Mr. Jenkins and these folks enjoy livin' in the castle, so here's a little something for you.
[Jed Hands Mr. Faversham a check]
John Faversham : Thank you very much indeed, sir. On behalf of us all... ten million dollars?
Jed Clampett : Well that's what Mr. Drysdale says was owed on the place.
Milburn Drysdale : Mr. Drysdale knows about this?
Jed Clampett : Them stains on there is his tears.
Milburn Drysdale : Goodbye old friend.
John Faversham : Goodbye, sir.
Milburn Drysdale : Not you, the check.
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Daisy Moses : If we had stayed in England and feuded with that next castle, like we were honor-bound to do, Elly May and Jethro wouldn't be out there in the woods, cold and hungry... and probably being et by the wolves.
Jed Clampett : If Jethro's hungry, you'd better worry about the wolves.
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Buddy : Maybe you can help me, I'm lost.
Jed Clampett : Looking for a barbershop, are you?
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Buddy : Tell me something, old timer. Do you smoke crawdads?
Jed Clampett : I have.
Buddy : How about you?
Jane Hathaway : No, not I.
Buddy : I'm glad you're driving.