- Steve Sanders: Bro! Bro! Mrs. Teasley's actually writing me a letter of recommendation to any college I want to go to! You know what this means? This means I get to go to any college I want to! I'm gonna go to California University with you, man! I love you, man!
- Brandon Walsh: Steve! Steve! If you kiss me, I'm gonna slap you.
- Steve Sanders: You didn't think that she liked me, did you? She loves me a lot! She loves me because I'm...
- [Steve walks off and walks up to a random girl and kisses her]
- Steve Sanders: For a year I've wanted to do that to you!
- Donna Martin: Couldn't we get in trouble?
- Andrea Zuckerman: You mean like arrested for defacing public property, that kind of trouble?
- Donna Martin: Yeah!
- Brandon Walsh: Hey, hey, young David! Feelin' a little burned out, brother?
- David Silver: Who me? I love taking six finals in three days.
- David Silver: What's my name again?
- Brandon Walsh: Just be glad it's not Steve Sanders.
- Donna Martin: For someone who almost had to stay home and miss the whole thing, they can rehearse me all they want!
- Mrs. Yvonne Teasley: You know, Steven, it's been my experience that every class has at least one un-redeemable student, a student whose values are so warped that punishment has no effect.
- Steve Sanders: Is this your way of telling me I'm not graduating tomorrow?
- Mrs. Yvonne Teasley: May I finish, please?
- Steve Sanders: Sure. Knock yourself out.
- Mrs. Yvonne Teasley: And I realized early on that you were the member of the class of '93 whom I would have to write off... until I realized I'd misjudged you.
- Steve Sanders: You had?
- Mrs. Yvonne Teasley: Your grades since December have improved, no doubt due to the extra study time in detention, but the real awakening came when I found out that, on the day after you had won $10,000 for making the half court shot at the Laker game, someone donated $10,000.00 to the Alvarado Street Camp fund.
- Steve Sanders: Really?
- Mrs. Yvonne Teasley: Someone whose return address happened to be the Hartley house.
- Steve Sanders: What a coincidence.
- Mrs. Yvonne Teasley: What a wonderful thing to do!
- Donna Martin: Nat, what would you leave me?
- Nat Bussichio: That singing group that came in here to serenade you.
- David Silver: Color Me Badd!
- Brenda Walsh: What about me Nat?
- Nat Bussichio: Oh that one is easy,
- Nat Bussichio: Laverne!
- David Silver: Wait a minute, who's Laverne?
- Steve Sanders: She's that crazy chick who used to work for Nat!
- David Silver: You work so hard to get to the end of something, and all of a sudden it starts all over again.
- Dylan McKay: You barge in here unannounced and expect me to welcome you with open arms when the fact of the matter is when I needed you two months ago, you were unreachable.
- Iris McKay: I was on a trek in the Andes trying to find my meaning in this existence.
- Dylan McKay: Yeah, well while you were away on one of your many spiritual quests to the Andes, the Himalayas, the South Pacific or wherever trying to find the meaning of life, I was just at my father's funeral!
- Iris McKay: And I called you as soon as a heard.
- Dylan McKay: Right. What'd you expect? It was a bad timing, you and I, huh?
- [first lines]
- Steve Sanders: Well, I know what all of you are thinking, yeah. You think that "Steve-O is a little crazy, a little cuckoo, a little whacko." Well, it wasn't until I hit that half-court shot at the Laker game...
- Brandon Walsh: Here he goes again.
- Steve Sanders: ...that I realized that it was a once-in-a-lifetime phenomenon!
- Iris McKay: Hi!
- Dylan McKay: What a pleasant surprise.
- Iris McKay: Did you really think I'd miss your graduation?
- Dylan McKay: Why not? You missed literally everything else in my life.
- Iris McKay: Oh, you're in a snarly mood. Aren't you the least bit tickled to see me?
- Dylan McKay: I'm stunned actually. Can't you pick up the phone like a normal person and call to let me know that you're coming?
- Iris McKay: Because I was afraid you'd tell me to stay home, and I was hoping we could spend a few days together. Besides, half the fun is catching you with a girl in the bedroom. Did I? Did I catch you with a girl in the bedroom?
- Dylan McKay: No, no, you didn't. We were on the couch. Kelly!
- Iris McKay: You're still with Kelly?