Beverly Hills, 90210 (TV Series)

Shooting Star/American in Paris (1992)

Krista Errickson: Maggie

Quotes 

• Donna Martin : You're gonna do what?

  Brenda Walsh : I'm gonna show him around Paris, that's all.

  Maggie : Masquerading as a native Parisian? You?

  Brenda Walsh : Yes, me. I had him completely fooled for over an hour today. I was great, if I do say so myself.

  Donna Martin : Bren, one or two hours is one thing, but all day? How are you ever going to pull that off?

  Brenda Walsh : I just talk like zees, and he sinks that I'm from Paree!

  Maggie : Yeah? Why don't you offer to sell him the Brooklyn Bridge? Or better yet, Le Pont Neuf? Maybe you can make a few bucks while you're at it.

  Donna Martin : Why don't you just tell him the truth?

  Brenda Walsh : Because it's fun. And, I've gone too far to go back now. Besides, he might get pretty mad at me.

  Donna Martin : So? What if he does?

  Brenda Walsh : Donna, he's a really nice guy. I mean, he's easygoing. He's fun. And, he's gonna be a writer.

  Maggie : [lights a cigarette and blows smoke while talking]  And you're just helping him gather material, right?

  Donna Martin : Must you do that in here, Maggie?

  [Brenda pulls out a cigarette of her own and lights it as well] 

  Donna Martin : Brenda!

  Brenda Walsh : Donna, when in Rome... or when in Paris.

  Donna Martin : Can we get out of here and get something to eat before I completely lose my appetite?