Bewitched (TV Series)

And Then There Were Three (1966)

Agnes Moorehead: Endora

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Quotes 

• Darrin Stephens : You know, Endora, sometimes you can be almost human.

  Endora : This is no time to be insulting.

• Endora : Samantha just presented me with the most beautiful granddaughter.

  Darrin Stephens : [nervous, yet pleased]  You mean... I'm... I'm the father of a girl?

  Endora : That too.

  Darrin Stephens : Well, that's just great. And Sam? How's Sam?

  Endora : She's fine. She's fine.

  Darrin Stephens : Endora, I don't know what to do first, to hug you or offer you a cigar.

  Endora : There's no other choice?

  Darrin Stephens : I have a daughter!

  [he hugs her] 

• Endora : And how is little Tabatha?

  Samantha Stephens : Mother, there's something I have to talk to you about. We haven't decided on a name yet.

  Endora : Well, I don't care what you call her.

  Samantha Stephens : You don't?

  Endora : No. Whatever you call her, I shall call her "Tabatha".

• Nurse Kelton : [after finding Endora in Samantha's hospital room]  How did you manage to get in here? I didn't think Houdini could do it.

  Endora : Houdini had a lot to learn.

  Nurse Kelton : Goodbye, Grandma.

  [she waves, Samantha gets afraid] 

  Endora : Why do I have to leave?

  Nurse Kelton : [refers to Sam]  Because we are about to take our nap.

  Endora : "Our nap"? Are you going to climb into bed too?

  Nurse Kelton : I was using the royal "we".

  Endora : Are you a member of royalty?

  Nurse Kelton : Yes, I'm queen of this floor. That means I can tell you when to visit and when note.

  Endora : When did you get out of charm school?

  Nurse Kelton : Well, let me put it another way: Get out!

• Endora : Luckily she

  [she being Tabatha] 

  Endora : takes after Samantha.

  Darrin Stephens : She does look like Sam. But I think there's a little bit of me there too.

  Endora : Yes, but the wrinkles will disappear soon.

• Darrin Stephens : Don't play dumb with me, Endora. You've done some pretty rotten things in your time, but I didn't think you'd stoop this low. You're just an irresponsible, nasty...

  Endora : Aah, aah, aah, ahh! Careful! You're asking for it.

  Darrin Stephens : I'm not asking for anything. I'm telling you to take me to my daughter!

  Endora : WELL, if that's what you want.

  [Zaps Darrin over to nursery, next to Nurse Kelton] 

  Nurse Kelton : Look, just for the record, I'd like to ask you something. You're not really here, right? I mean I saw you here earlier with a pacifier in your mouth and now I see you here in your Indian suit. But, it's all in my imagination, right? You don't really exist, right?

  Darrin Stephens : Right.

  Nurse Kelton : Thanks.

  [Darrin leaves. Nurse Kelton calmly picks up the telephone] 

  Nurse Kelton : Doctor Hassonbladt, Nurse Kelton. I'd like to make an appointment for a complete psychiatric examination, doctor.

• Darrin Stephens : I've got to talk to you!

  Serena : Not you again!

  Darrin Stephens : You shouldn't be walking around like this.

  Serena : Really? You shouldn't be walking around like that.

  [Zaps Darrin into a Native American chief's outfit, complete with a feathered headdress] 

  Darrin Stephens : How can you do this to your daddy?

  Manager : What's going on here?

  Darrin Stephens : I know this all looks very strange... but uh there is an explanation. You see, I'm her father.

  Manager : Sure. You're her daddy, right? She was born when you were eight years old, right?

  Darrin Stephens : I know it doesn't add up, but she's...

  [Sees that Serena has disappeared] 

  Darrin Stephens : She's gone. I've got to stop her.

  Manager : You're not going anywhere.

  Endora : [Pops in with arm mockingly raised to greet Darrin]  How?

  Darrin Stephens : Oh, well you're too late. My baby's out on the town.

  Endora : Do you really think you should wear that outfit at your age?