The Bill (TV Series)

Funny Ol' Business - Cops & Robbers (1984)

Roger Leach: Sgt. Penny

Quotes 

• [the car thief, Carver's first arrest, is in the charge room, about to have is name taken down by Sgt. Penny] 

  Sgt. Penny : Games aren't gonna do you no good, son. Now what's your name?

  Lennie : [gives Sgt. Penny a false name]  Mickey.

  Sgt. Penny : Right, now we're being sensible. Michael...

  Lennie : Mouse.

  [Edwards, who is also in the charge room, discreetly sniggers] 

  Lennie : [cheerfully]  Mickey Mouse.

  Sgt. Penny : Alright, sunshine, you want to play silly-buggers...

  Lennie : I want to see the CID. DI or DCI, nothing lower.

  Sgt. Penny : You what? Fat chance, pal. You, if you haven't noticed, are in dead lumber!