Blackadder the Third (TV Series)

Ink and Incapability (1987)

Steve Steen: Byron, romantic junkie poet

Quotes 

• Percy Shelley : Sir, bring out his dictionary at once!

  Lord Byron : Bring it out sir, or in my passion, I shall kill everyone by giving them syphilis!

• Percy Shelley : Bring out the dictionary at once!

  Lord Byron : Bring it out, sir, or, in my passion, I shall kill everyone by giving them syphilis!

  Coleridge, romantic junkie poet : Bring it out, sir, and also any opium plants you may have around there!

• Percy Shelley : O lovelorn ecstasy that is Mrs. Miggins, wilt thou bring me but one cup of the brownèd juicings of that naughty bean we call "coffee," ere I die?

  Mrs. Miggins : Oh, you do have a way of words with you, Mister Shelley.

  Lord Byron : To Hell with his fine talking! Coffee, woman! My consumption grows evermore acute, and Coleridge's drugs are wearing off.

  Mrs. Miggins : Oh, Mister Byron, don't be such a big girl's blouse