Quotes
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Dennis Booker : [after being shot at by federal agents] Duncan, what the hell is going on?
Duncan Amory : I have no idea.
Dennis Booker : No? You don't think there's a connection of you putting $10 million into my bank account, and federal agents shooting at us?
Duncan Amory : [Beat] I see your point.
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Duncan Amory : I know somebody who can help us.
Dennis Booker : Can you trust this guy?
Duncan Amory : He's my best friend.
Dennis Booker : Does he have a name?
Duncan Amory : Yes.
Dennis Booker : What is it?
Duncan Amory : I'm not sure.
Dennis Booker : This guy is your best friend and you don't even know his name?
Duncan Amory : I just know his computer pseudonym!
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Duncan Amory : [Booker has discovered Duncan's private lair] Wow, it's really you. And you really got here!
Dennis Booker : Smarter than you thought I was, huh?
Duncan Amory : Oh, no! As smart as I hoped you would be!
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Penny : [Booker and Penny are stuck at red traffic lights] Maybe I can help. I talked to a guy on the BBS once who claimed he'd written the traffic control program for the city.
Dennis Booker : You mean these traffic lights are controlled by computer?
Penny : What, do you think some guy in a little blue cap walks around resetting them by hand? In theory, we could turn all the traffic lights green.
Dennis Booker : Then try it!
Penny : [Using his carphone] You've got a lot of transmission static on this thing!
[Looking at the handset]
Penny : Oh yeah, of course, it's made by Teshima!
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Dennis Booker : [about Duncan] He took Penny to a computer trade show in Vegas. Funny thing is he has only been here 2 months and he had 18 weeks of vacation time!
Chick Sterling : Well, I hope he enjoys it. Because when he gets back, he's gonna discover that I fired him!
Dennis Booker : I don't think that's a good idea, Chick.
Chick Sterling : I put a stop payment on his last paycheck about an hour ago.
Dennis Booker : [Giggling] I really don't think that's a good idea!
Chick Sterling : Why not?
Dennis Booker : [the lights suddenly go out and it's pitch dark] I just think you're being a little hasty.
Chick Sterling : Maybe you're right - get him on the phone.
Dennis Booker : Where's the phone, Chick?
Chick Sterling : Find it!
Dennis Booker : I'm looking, I'm looking...
Chick Sterling : [Sounds of Booker's hands touching him] BOOKER!
Dennis Booker : Sorry about that!
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Elaine Grazzo : [Reading a memo and smiling] Looks like someone in this company finally realized how invaluable we are.
[Hands the memo to Booker]
Dennis Booker : [Reading the memo, sees that it's an Office Relocation notice] C-132?
Elaine Grazzo : Yeah, probably a corner office with a window.
Dennis Booker : [Cuts to Booker and Elaine entering a dark, gritty basement with water dripping from pipes along the ceiling] This is my office?
Elaine Grazzo : Wow, running water!
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Haberman : [after the Hacker has put $10 million into Booker's bank account, a broker visits Booker] Larry Haberman Mr Booker, it's an honour and a pleasure to welcome you to the EverGreen Bank Family!
[Seeing Elaine next to Booker]
Haberman : And how do you do? Would you like a bank pen?
Dennis Booker : Look Mr Haberman, I think there's been some sort of mix up.
Haberman : A $10 million deposit and this guy says there's been a mix up! You know you get free cheques with that! And...
Dennis Booker : Look Mr Haberman, I don't have that kind of money!
Haberman : No no no, Mr Booker, yes you do!
[Opening a folder and showing a printed statement of Booker's bank account]
Haberman : This is your bank balance right here, up to the minute.
[Points to the balance which shows $10,000,000]
Haberman : The computer deposit passed through Switzerland this morning.
Dennis Booker : Computer?
Haberman : I took the liberty of highlighting some suggestions of ways you might want to invest your funds.
Dennis Booker : I'm sure you did!
Haberman : I.R.A's, S.E.P's.
Mover : [Entering the room] R.A.I.T's.
Dennis Booker : O.U.T's!
Haberman : O.U.T's?
Dennis Booker : Means "out!" Out the door!