- Reverend Al Sharpton: Give us an African-American Spider-Man. Give us a black that can run faster than a speeding bullet and leap over tall buildings in a single bound. Not tomorrow, today. Today! The sun needs to come out today, not tomorrow, Your Honor. God Almighty, give us the American people a black Orphan Annie. It's just not good enough to say she doesn't look the part.
- Denny Crane: This is not gonna be easy for you to hear, but it needs to be said. I don't give a damn who slept with your wife. Neither do you, really. You don't love her. This is an ego thing. She's a grophy girl, something for your friends to admire. Maybe you should be flattered.
- Alan Shore: Baring your ass to 24 attorneys, including two overseas, that is an unprecedented triumph. I'm just distraught I didn't think of it myself.
- Alan Shore: Denny, I'm having a bit of an identity crisis. I've always prided myself on being... well... nuts. But in this firm, I find myself falling into the sane category.