Boston Public (TV Series)

Chapter One (2000)

Fyvush Finkel: Harvey Lipschultz

Quotes 

• [Kevin is protesting the inaccuracies of the class textbook] 

  Kevin Jackson : Jefferson used to sleep with his slaves. The book don't say nothin' about that. They don't even say how he even had slaves. Washington neither. So I don't see why I should bust my *black ass* reading about a bunch of lies.

  Harvey Lipschultz : Well, you see Mr. Jackson, my job is to see that you get your BLACK ASS into college. And whether these things in these books be lies or not, your achievement tests that you will be taking are standardized. And you'll have to know all these untruths in order for you to pass them, and how many slaves Jefferson had sex with will not be on the test. And if you fail American History, Mr. Jackson, you'll be sitting here again next year. And you'll have to listen all over again to what my *shriveled, white, JEWISH ASS* has to say!

• [Dana is not wearing a bra, causing her nipples to poke through her top] 

  Harvey Lipschultz : It's OBSCENE!

  Dana Poole : It's NOT obscene! You just have a problem with the female body.

  Harvey Lipschultz : Young lady, the female body...

  Steven Harper : HARVEY!

  Harvey Lipschultz : Look at those breasts.

  Dana Poole : [indignant]  Why are you looking, you PERV!

  Harvey Lipschultz : I will NOT tolerate this DISRESPECT!