- [Guber's dressed as a rabbi]
- Scott Guber: Ssh! I'm undercover.
- Steven Harper: Yeah, I can see that.
- Scott Guber: This is a serious operation. Steven, please, go away. I'll explain later.
- Scott Guber: The little man has been spotted on school grounds. I've got out an all-points bulletin.
- Steven Harper: How'd he get past security?
- Scott Guber: Went right under them!
- Marla Hendricks: And don't be going around dressed up as some silly, old rabbi either. Everybody's laughin'.
- Scott Guber: I was unrecognizable.
- Marla Hendricks: Well, maybe it was somebody dressed as you dressed as a silly, old rabbi, but everybody's laughin' Scott.