The Brak Show (TV Series)

Brakstreet: Men in the Band (2002)

Andy Merrill: Brak

Quotes 

• [Clarence Raps on stage] 

  Brak, Clarence : My name is Clarence / and that's no lie / if you don't believe me ask my mom / she's over there with that man she makes me call dad but that's not my dad that's Gary / my real dad ran away / Oh daddy what did I do to make you not love me / is it my obesity, is it because I love the theatre / Why why did you leave me with Gary?

  [trap door opens and Clarence falls] 

• [Zorak has teleported out of the scene] 

  Brak : I didn't know Zorak could do that!

  Zorak : [Omniscient voice]  There's a lot you don't know about me!

  Brak : Oh yeah, like what?

  [Zorak teleports back in] 

  Zorak : I'm forty years old!

  [laughs evily and teleports back out] 

  Brak : Well that certainly came out of left field.