Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Choices (1999)

Charisma Carpenter: Cordelia Chase

Quotes 

• Xander Harris : I have a theory. Your snide remarks earlier? I'm guessing grapes a little on the sour side. Didn't get into any schools, did ya? The grades were there but, ooh, if it weren't for that pesky interview. Ten minutes with you and the Admissions Department decided that they'd already reached their mean-spirited superficial-princess quotas.

  Cordelia Chase : And once again the gold medal in the Being-Wrong event goes to Xander "I'm As Stupid As I Look" Harris.

• Xander Harris : Any clue on what college you might be attending so we can start calculating minimum safe distance?

  Cordelia Chase : None of your business. Certainly nowhere near you losers.

  Buffy Summers : Okay, you guys, don't forget to breathe between insults.

  Cordelia Chase : I'm sorry, Buffy. This conversation is reserved for those who actually *have* a future.