Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Doomed (2000)

Alyson Hannigan: Willow Rosenberg

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Quotes 

• Rupert Giles : It's the end of the world.

  Buffy Summers , Willow Rosenberg , Xander Harris : *Again*?

• Rupert Giles : It's, um, the earthquake, that symbol is, um...

  Buffy Summers : I told you. I-I said end of the world. And you're like, "Pooh-pooh, Southern California, pooh-pooh."

  Rupert Giles : I'm so very sorry. My contrition completely dwarfs the impending apocalypse.

  Willow Rosenberg : No. It-It-It can't be. We-We've done this already.

  Rupert Giles : It's the end of the world. Everyone dies. It's rather important, really.

  Willow Rosenberg : So what do we do?

  Buffy Summers : I stop it.

• Willow Rosenberg : We're not useless. We-We help people. We-We fight the forces of evil.

  Spike : *Buffy* fights the forces of evil. You're her groupies.

• Willow Rosenberg : [to Spike]  what are you doing?

  Xander Harris : You were trying to stake yourself.

  Spike : Fag off! It's no concern of yours.

  Xander Harris : Is too. For one thing, that's my shirt you're about to dust. And for another, we've shared a lot here. You should have trusted me enough to do it *for* you.

  Willow Rosenberg : Xander.

  Xander Harris : What? He wants to die. I wanna help.

  Willow Rosenberg : It-It's ookie. We know him. We can't just let him poof himself.

  Spike : Oh, but you can. You know I'd drain you drier than the Sahara if I had half a chance.

• Willow Rosenberg : Well, Porter Dorm is completely blacked out... so, naturally they're dealing with the crisis the only way they know how: "Aftershock Party".

  Buffy Summers : Ah, this from the dorm that brought us the "Somebody Sneezed Party" and the "Day That Ends In 'Y' Party."

• [after Percy calls her a nerd] 

  Willow Rosenberg : I mean, I know the Percy thing isn't really important. It's the dead guy on the bed.

• Buffy Summers : Be careful, you guys. Place doesn't look too stable.

  Spike : Fine by me. I hope we all go under.

  Buffy Summers : Why is he even here? It's not like he can fight.

  Willow Rosenberg : If we leave him alone, he'll stake himself.

  Buffy Summers : And that's bad because...? Fine. Whatever.

• Riley Finn : Well, hey! Willow. And Xander, right? Jeez, what are the chances, huh? Yeah, I was just passing by and I thought I heard people inside.

  Willow Rosenberg : You were just passing by in you G.I. Joe outfit?

  Buffy Summers : No offense, but you do look wicked conspicuous.

• Willow Rosenberg : Buffy... Over here.

  Buffy Summers : Wow. I wasn't sure where the party was, and then I saw the flashing lights and the ambulance and I was like, "Right, of course. Death, carnage... It's a Buffy party."