Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Family (2000)

Sarah Michelle Gellar: Buffy Summers

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• Buffy Summers : [to Mr. Maclay]  You wanna take Tara out of here against her will? You gotta come through me.

  Dawn Summers : And me!

  Mr. Maclay : Is this a joke? I'm not gonna be threatened by two little girls.

  Dawn Summers : You don't wanna mess with us.

  Buffy Summers : She's a hair-puller.

• Riley Finn : He started it.

  Xander Harris : He called me a bad name. I think it was bad. It might've been Latin.

  Rupert Giles : Stop it or you're going to break something.

  Buffy Summers : Or I'm going to break something.

• [trying to think of what to get Tara for her birthday] 

  Xander Harris : Well, candles, maybe, or bath oils of some kind.

  Buffy Summers : I saw a really cute sweater at Bloomies, but I think I want me to have it.

  Rupert Giles : And you are talking about what on earth?

  Buffy Summers : Tara's birthday. We're at a loss.

  Rupert Giles : You're in a magic shop, and you can't think what Tara would like. I believe you're both profoundly stupid.

  Xander Harris : Well, we don't really know the kind of things witches like. I mean, what, are we gonna get her some cheesy crystal ball?

  Rupert Giles : You bloody well better not. I've got mine already wrapped.

• [Spike punches Tara and then screms in pain] 

  Tara Maclay : He hit my nose!

  Willow Rosenberg : And it hurt! Uh, him, I mean.

  Buffy Summers : [to Mr. Maclay]  And that only works on humans.

  Spike : There's no demon in there. That's just a family legend. Am I right...? Just a bit of spin to keep the ladies in line? Huh, you're a piece of work. I like you.

  Tara Maclay : [to Willow]  I'm not a demon.

  Willow Rosenberg : [smiling]  You're not a demon.

• Riley Finn : I squared away the rest of your stuff. Wouldn't even know you ever left.

  Buffy Summers : Oh, you're a god. You're like the god of boyfriends.

  Riley Finn : Nah, I just like it when you owe me favors.

  Buffy Summers : Well, this earns you a big favor. There could be outfits.

• Mr. Maclay : This is insane. You people have no right to interfere with Tara's affairs. *We* are her blood kin! Who the hell are you?

  Buffy Summers : We're family.

• Buffy Summers : Nothing like gettin' your ass kicked to... make your ass hurt.

• Anya : [about helping Buffy clear her Residence room]  But we just helped her move the stuff in a few days ago...

  [turns and sees Buffy] 

  Anya : ... and it was fun!

  Rupert Giles : [Reading a book]  People help each other out, Anya. It's one of our strange customs.

  Buffy Summers : Giles, I noticed you're doing the smallest amount of helping that can actually be called helping.

  Rupert Giles : Well, I saw myself in more of a... patriarchal sort of role. You know, lots of pointing and scowling.

  [Smiles. Looks to his left, points and scowls] 

  Rupert Giles : You two, stop that!

• Buffy Summers : So, any breakthroughs on the identity of Miss Congeniality?

  Rupert Giles : Well, I've narrowed it down some.

  [Buffy turns and sees a table full of open books] 

  Buffy Summers : Your definition of narrow is impressively wide.