Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Family (2000)

Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris

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Quotes 

• Donny Maclay : Tara, if you don't get in that car, I swear by God, I will beat you down.

  Xander Harris : And I swear by your full and manly *beard* you're gonna break something trying.

• Riley Finn : He started it.

  Xander Harris : He called me a bad name. I think it was bad. It might've been Latin.

  Rupert Giles : Stop it or you're going to break something.

  Buffy Summers : Or I'm going to break something.

• [trying to think of what to get Tara for her birthday] 

  Xander Harris : Well, candles, maybe, or bath oils of some kind.

  Buffy Summers : I saw a really cute sweater at Bloomies, but I think I want me to have it.

  Rupert Giles : And you are talking about what on earth?

  Buffy Summers : Tara's birthday. We're at a loss.

  Rupert Giles : You're in a magic shop, and you can't think what Tara would like. I believe you're both profoundly stupid.

  Xander Harris : Well, we don't really know the kind of things witches like. I mean, what, are we gonna get her some cheesy crystal ball?

  Rupert Giles : You bloody well better not. I've got mine already wrapped.

• Tara Maclay : Yeah. You learn her source and, uh, we'll introduce her to her insect reflection.

  [everyone stares blankly] 

  Tara Maclay : Um, th-that was funny if you, um, if you studied Taglarin mythic rites... and are a complete dork.

  Riley Finn : Huh. Then how come Xander didn't laugh?

  Xander Harris : I don't know that Taglarin stuff.

• [Mr. Maclay is trying to take Tara] 

  Rupert Giles : And... you're not just dealing with two little girls.

  Xander Harris : You're dealing with all of us.

  Spike : 'Cept me.

  Xander Harris : 'Cept Spike.

  Spike : I don't care what happens.

• Dawn Summers : This place is so cool. Except I have to wear this stupid stamp on my hand.

  Xander Harris : That's to keep you from boozing it up.

  Dawn Summers : Oh, please. Only losers drink alcohol.

• Donny Maclay : [while looking at the books in the magic shop]  So all these books got spells in 'em? Turn people into frogs, things like that?

  Xander Harris : Yeah, we're building a race of frog people. It's a good time.