Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

First Date (2003)

Michelle Trachtenberg: Dawn Summers

Quotes 

• Willow Rosenberg : No, it's a text message. Oh, it's from Xander. It's one of our signals.

  Amanda : Signals?

  Willow Rosenberg : Yeah, the system we set up a while back. Like codes. Uh, this one's either, "I just got lucky. Don't call me for a while," or "My date's a demon who's trying to kill me."

  Kennedy : You don't remember which?

  Willow Rosenberg : It was a long time ago.

  Dawn Summers : Well, if we play the percentages...

  Rupert Giles : Something's eating Xander's head.

  Anya : Say, that's gratifying.

• [Buffy, Spike and Xander enter the house to find the Scoobies waiting up for them. Xander's shirt is wrapped around his waist as a surrogate bandage] 

  Willow Rosenberg : What happened?

  Xander Harris : What do you think happened? Another demon woman was attracted to me. I'm going gay. I've decided I'm turning gay. Willow, gay me up. Come on. Let's gay.

  Willow Rosenberg : What?

  Xander Harris : You heard me. Just tell me what to do. I-I'm mentally undressing Scott Bakula right now. That's a start, isn't it?

  Andrew Wells : [sighs]  Captain Archer...

  Xander Harris : Come on. Let's get this gay show on the gay road. Help me out here.

  Buffy Summers : What if you just start attracting male demons?

  Dawn Summers : [chuckles]  Clem always liked you.

• Rupert Giles : Those are flash cards. I-I made them to facilitate her training. Chao-Ahn never had a Watcher. With the-the language problem...

  Willow Rosenberg : You showed her these?

  Rupert Giles : I wanted her to understand the seriousness of her situation.

  Dawn Summers : Holy crap!

  [Dawn holds up drawing of a woman ripped in half] 

  Rupert Giles : Perhaps I'll rethink the approach.