Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
First Date (2003)
Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris
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Quotes
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Xander Harris : Guys, guess what happened.
Willow Rosenberg : Buffy got a date!
Xander Harris : No, *I* did!
[looks at Buffy]
Xander Harris : Fine way to steal my thunder.
Buffy Summers : Sorry. If it makes you feel better, it's Principal Wood, and I think he's aligned with The First.
Xander Harris : Also, like ten years older than you, right?
Willow Rosenberg : Which is like 100 years younger than your type.
Buffy Summers : Yay. Someone who doesn't remember the Industrial Revolution.
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[Buffy, Spike and Xander enter the house to find the Scoobies waiting up for them. Xander's shirt is wrapped around his waist as a surrogate bandage]
Willow Rosenberg : What happened?
Xander Harris : What do you think happened? Another demon woman was attracted to me. I'm going gay. I've decided I'm turning gay. Willow, gay me up. Come on. Let's gay.
Willow Rosenberg : What?
Xander Harris : You heard me. Just tell me what to do. I-I'm mentally undressing Scott Bakula right now. That's a start, isn't it?
Andrew Wells : [sighs] Captain Archer...
Xander Harris : Come on. Let's get this gay show on the gay road. Help me out here.
Buffy Summers : What if you just start attracting male demons?
Dawn Summers : [chuckles] Clem always liked you.
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Willow Rosenberg : How about yours? Is she evil?
Xander Harris : She's interested in me, so there's a good chance. But I'm hoping for the best.