Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

I Only Have Eyes for You (1998)

Armin Shimerman: Principal Snyder

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• Principal Snyder : I'm sure you know why I asked you here.

  Buffy Summers : To thank me?

  Principal Snyder : That's right, I wanna thank you. What would Sunnydale High do without you around to incite mayhem, chaos and disorder?

  Buffy Summers : I don't incite! Well, I stopped that boy from killing his girlfriend. Ask him. Ask the janitor.

  Principal Snyder : People can be coerced, Summers. I'm no stranger to conspiracy. I saw JFK. I'm a truth seeker. I've got a missing gun and two confused kids on my hands. Pieces of the puzzle. And I'm gonna look at all the pieces carefully and rationally, and I'm gonna keep looking until I know exactly how this is all your fault.

  Intercom : Mr. Snyder, Billy Crandle chained himself to the snack machine, again.

  Principal Snyder : Pathetic little no-life vegan.

• [Snyder and the Police Chief survey the school after a massive snake attack] 

  Police Chief Bob : Schoolboy pranks?

  Principal Snyder : Never sell.

  Police Chief Bob : The sewer got backed up.

  Principal Snyder : Better, I can probably make that one fly. But this is getting out of hand. People will talk.

  Police Chief Bob : You'll take care of it.

  Principal Snyder : I'm doing everything I can. But you people have to realize...

  Passerby : Snyder, what's going on here?

  Principal Snyder : [to passerby]  Backed-up sewer line. Same thing happened in San Diego just last week.

  Principal Snyder : [to Bob]  We're on a Hellmouth... Sooner or later... people are gonna figure that out.

  Police Chief Bob : The city council was told that *you* could handle this job. If you feel that you can't, perhaps you'd like to take that up... with the Mayor.

  Principal Snyder : I'll handle it... I will.