Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Lessons (2002)

Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris

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• Buffy Summers : They talked about protecting people. Told me to leave.

  Xander Harris : No damage, though.

  Buffy Summers : I think I may have destroyed Dawn's social life in all of about 30 seconds, but apart from that, no.

  Xander Harris : Ah, being popular isn't so great. Or so I've read in books.

• Xander Harris : How, exactly, do you *make* cereal?

  Buffy Summers : Ah. You put the box near the milk. I saw it on the Food Channel.

• Xander Harris : I managed to scare up the plan from the old high school. You remember the very center of Sunnydale's own Hellmouth?

  Buffy Summers : Under the library.

  Xander Harris : Right. So I lined up the plans, new and old, and right exactly where the library was, we now have...

  Buffy Summers : Principal's office.

  Dawn Summers : So the principal's evil?

  Buffy Summers : Or in a boatload of danger.

  Xander Harris : Well, the last two principals were eaten. Who'd even apply for that job?

• Xander Harris : How are you?

  Buffy Summers : My sister's about to go to the same high school that tried to kill me for three years, I can't change districts, I can't afford private school, and I can't begin to prepare for what could possibly come out of there. So, peachy with a side of keen. That would be me.