Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

School Hard (1997)

Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris

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• Xander Harris : So, when you gave him my neck to chew on, why didn't you clock him before he had a chance to clock you?

  Angel : I told you. I couldn't make the first move. I had to see if he was buying it or not.

  Xander Harris : A-and if he bit me, what then?

  Angel : We would've known he bought it.

• [Angel disappears from the room] 

  Xander Harris : Okay, that's it. I'm puttin' a collar with a little bell on that guy.

• Rupert Giles : [reading]  "For three nights the unholy ones scourge themselves into a fury, um, culminating in a savage attack on the Night of St. Vigeous."

  Xander Harris : Does anybody remember when Saturday night meant date night?

  Cordelia Chase : You sure don't.

• Xander Harris : It's no biggie. You'll have a nice soiree. Your parents will love it. As long as nothing really bad happens between now and then, you'll be fine.

  Buffy Summers : Are you crazy? What did you say that for? Now something bad is gonna happen.

  Xander Harris : What do you mean? Nothing's gonna happen.

  Willow Rosenberg : Not until some dummy says, "As long as nothing bad happens."

  Buffy Summers : It's the ultimate jinx.

  Willow Rosenberg : What were you thinking? Or were you even thinking at all?

• Willow Rosenberg : She was already smoking in fifth grade. Once I was lookout for her.

  Xander Harris : You're bad to the bone.

  Willow Rosenberg : I'm a rebel.

• Rupert Giles : [looking at a book]  Oh, there you are.

  Jenny Calendar : There who is?

  Rupert Giles : Our new friend Spike. He's known as William the Bloody. Earned his nickname by torturing his victims with railroad spikes. Very pleasant. Oh, here's some good news. He's barely two hundred. He's not even as old as Angel is... Oh.

  Xander Harris : That's a bad look, right?

  Rupert Giles : I think your suggestion of running away this Saturday might have been a good one. Spike has fought two Slayers in the last century, and... he's killed them both.

• Cordelia Chase : My fingers are cramping. How long have I been doing this?

  Xander Harris : [impatiently]  Three minutes.

  Cordelia Chase : So, can I go now? She doesn't need this many stakes. I mean, if this guy Spike is as mean as you all say, it should be over pretty quickly.

  [as Buffy looks up:] 

  Cordelia Chase : We're still all rooting for you on Saturday. I'd be there myself if I didn't have a leg wax.