Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

The Dark Age (1997)

Alyson Hannigan: Willow Rosenberg

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Quotes 

• Willow Rosenberg : We have to figure out how to kill this thing and we need to do it fast.

  Xander Harris : Uh... hot lava.

  Willow Rosenberg : That's for a heretic.

  Xander Harris : Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, okay. Uh... Ooh-ooh! Bury a potato... No, that's for warts. Who *writes* this stuff?

  Cordelia Chase : I've got the solution right here.

  [reading] 

  Cordelia Chase : "To kill a demon... cut off its head."

  Xander Harris : Oh, yeah-yeah-yeah. We'll, uh, find Ms. Calendar, then we'll decapitate her. Hey, she'll be the first headless computer teacher in school. You think anybody'll notice?

  Cordelia Chase : Do you know what you need, Xander, besides a year's supply of acne cream? A brain.

  Xander Harris : That's it! Twelve years of you and I'm snappin'! I don't care if you're a girl or not. I'm throwin' down! Come on!

  Cordelia Chase : I've seen you fight. And don't think I can't take you!

  Cordelia Chase : Give it your best shot.

  Willow Rosenberg : [yelling]  *Hey*! We don't have time for this! Our friends are in trouble. Now, we have to put our heads together and-and get them out of it! And if you two aren't with me a hundred and ten percent, then get the hell out of my library!

  Cordelia Chase : We're sorry.

  Xander Harris : We'll be good.

• Buffy Summers : [to Willow]  You knew that if the demon was in trouble it was gonna jump into the nearest dead person.

  Angel : I put it in danger.

  Willow Rosenberg : And it jumped.

  Angel : But I've had a demon inside me for a couple hundred years... just waiting for a good fight.

  Buffy Summers : Winner and still champion!

• Xander Harris : Giles lived for school. He's actually still bitter that there were only twelve grades.

  Buffy Summers : He probably sat in math class thinking, "There should be more math. This could be mathier."

  Willow Rosenberg : Come on. You don't think he ever got restless as a kid?

  Buffy Summers : Are you kidding? His diapers were tweed.

• [after watching Philip's dead body liquefy] 

  Willow Rosenberg : Well, there's something you don't see everyday.

  Cordelia Chase : I'm gonna be in therapy 'til I'm 30.

• Buffy Summers : I still don't get what this has to do with Giles.

  Willow Rosenberg : I don't know about Giles, but ancient sects used to induce possession for bacchanals and-and orgies.

  Xander Harris : Okay. Giles and orgies in the same sentence. I could have lived without that one.