Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
The Harvest (1997)
Alyson Hannigan: Willow Rosenberg
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Quotes
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Willow Rosenberg : Oh, I-I need to sit down.
Buffy Summers : You are sitting down.
Willow Rosenberg : Oh, good for me.
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[last lines]
Rupert Giles : We're at the center of a mystical convergence here. We may, in fact, stand between the Earth and its total destruction.
Buffy Summers : Well, I got to look on the bright side. Maybe I can still get kicked out of school.
Xander Harris : Oh, yeah. That's a plan, 'cause lots of schools aren't on Hellmouths.
Willow Rosenberg : Maybe you could blow something up. They're really strict about that.
Buffy Summers : I was thinking of a more subtle approach, you know, like excessive not studying.
Rupert Giles : The Earth is doomed.
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Rupert Giles : This world is older than any of you know. Contrary to popular mythology, it did not begin as a paradise. For untold eons, demons walked the Earth. They made it their home, their, uh... their hell. But in time, they lost their purchase on this reality, and the way was made for mortal animals, for-for man. All that remains of the old ones are vestiges, certain magicks, certain creatures.
Buffy Summers : And vampires.
Xander Harris : Okay, this is where I have a problem. See, because we're talking about vampires. We're having a *talk* with vampires in it.
Willow Rosenberg : Isn't that what we saw last night?
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Rupert Giles : So, all the city plans are just open to the public?
Willow Rosenberg : Um, well, in-in a way. I sort of stumbled onto them when I accidentally decrypted the city council's security system.
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Cordelia Chase : So, anyway, I come out of the bathroom, and she comes running at me, screaming, with a stick. "I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you!" I swear!
Guy in Comp. Class : [leaning in] Who?
Cordelia Chase : Buffy.
Harmony Kendall : The new girl.
Guy in Comp. Class : What's her deal?
Cordelia Chase : Well, she's crazed.
Harmony Kendall : Did you hear about her old school? Booted.
Cordelia Chase : Well, I exhibit no surprise.
Guy in Comp. Class : Why was she kicked out?
Cordelia Chase : Uh, because she's a psycho loony.
Willow Rosenberg : No, she's not.
Cordelia Chase : What?
Willow Rosenberg : She's not a psycho. You don't even know her.
Cordelia Chase : Excuse me? Who gave you permission to exist? Do I horn in on your private discussions? No. Why? Because you're boring.
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Rupert Giles : I take it it's over.
Willow Rosenberg : Did we win?
Buffy Summers : Well, we averted the Apocalypse. I'd give us points for that.
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Willow Rosenberg : [Xander and Buffy return from attempting to rescue Jesse only to find he's been turned into a vampire] Did you find Jesse?
Xander Harris : Yeah.
Willow Rosenberg : Was he dead?
Buffy Summers : Worse.