Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
The Killer in Me (2003)
Sarah Michelle Gellar: Buffy Summers
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Quotes
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Spike : What's happening?
General : Miss Summers. Agent Finn reported that you tried to contact him earlier today.
Buffy Summers : I knew it!
[to Spike]
Buffy Summers : Government conspiracy.
General : He indicated you might be needing our assistance. We're to provide you anything you need to help with "assface" here.
[Buffy and Spike stare at him]
General : Those were his exact words, ma'am.
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Buffy Summers : There's gotta be a reason why the chip is going all wonky. Maybe it's related to the trigger. Or maybe it has something to do with the new soul.
Spike : Or maybe I wasn't meant to last this long.
[pause]
Spike : One more thing you and I have in common, eh, pet?
Buffy Summers : Well, we'll fix it. We'll hit serious research mode.
Spike : Good. Try behavior modification software throughout the ages.
Buffy Summers : [sighs] Okay. You're right. Not a book thing.
[pauses, comes to a realization]
Buffy Summers : It's a phone thing.
Spike : Who ya gonna call...? God, that phrase is never gonna be usable again, is it?
Buffy Summers : Doubt it.
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Buffy Summers : Giles is off on the retreat.
Spike : Give us all a chance for a breather, eh?
Buffy Summers : From Giles?
Spike : From the constant pitter-patter of clomping teenage girlie feet.
Buffy Summers : I have no idea what you're talking about.
Spike : Come off it.
Buffy Summers : No, I enjoy my responsibility as mentor, role model, life guide. Oh, my God. I cannot believe I have my bathroom all to myself for two whole days.
Spike : It's like a bloody war zone up there, and not in the good way.
Buffy Summers : Have you seen the kitchen since they've been here?
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Buffy Summers : Wil? How much do you know about the chip?
Willow Rosenberg : Spike's chip? Well, I remember trying to dig up stuff back then, but, you know, turns out when a secret government agency studies vampires and puts chips in their brains that keep them from hurting people, they don't really build web sites.
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Buffy Summers : This trip is important for the girls to understand the source of their power, and-and to know how to use it right.
Rupert Giles : I don't think they appreciate the gravity of what we're undertaking. It's frightening and it's difficult... And then apparently, someone told them that the Vision Quest consists of me driving them into the desert, doing the hokey pokey until a spooky Rasta-Mama Slayer arrives and speaks to them in riddles.
Buffy Summers : That's not exactly how I put it.
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Xander Harris : [entering] Giles, you might wanna get out there.
Rupert Giles : Oh, God. What?
Dawn Summers : [entering] Molly and Rona are fighting over who gets to drive first leg.
Buffy Summers : Bet you wish you'd renewed that California State driver's license now, huh?
Anya : [entering] Rona won. You should probably let Molly out of the trunk.
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[first lines]
Rupert Giles : Are you sure you'll be all right?
Dawn Summers : You'll only be gone for two days.
Buffy Summers : I think we've managed a bit longer than that.
Rupert Giles : Right.
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Willow Rosenberg : Hey. How is he?
Buffy Summers : Oh, in the "goes" part of "comes and goes."
Willow Rosenberg : Well, there seems to be a definite lack of screaming. That has to be good.
