Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
The Killer in Me (2003)
Alyson Hannigan: Willow Rosenberg
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Quotes
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Kennedy : Let's start with the easy stuff. How long have you known...? That you were gay?
Willow Rosenberg : Wait. That's easy? And what, you just assume that I'm-I'm gay? I mean, presume much?
Kennedy : Okay, sorry. How long have you enjoyed having sex with women?
Willow Rosenberg : Hey! And what, you think you have some sort of special "lesbidar" or something?
Kennedy : Okay, you know there's a better word for that, right?
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Buffy Summers : Wil? How much do you know about the chip?
Willow Rosenberg : Spike's chip? Well, I remember trying to dig up stuff back then, but, you know, turns out when a secret government agency studies vampires and puts chips in their brains that keep them from hurting people, they don't really build web sites.
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[Kennedy has just confessed an interest in Willow]
Willow Rosenberg : I just... I still don't get it. Why you like me. I mean, you don't even know me.
Kennedy : Have you seen you? And we like the same things. Italian, skate-punk, Robert Parker mysteries, fighting evil.
Willow Rosenberg : I don't like any of that stuff, except the fighting evil part. But, even then I prefer a nice foot massage.
Kennedy : Okay. I dig the way you always turn off the Moulin Rouge DVD at chapter 32 so it has a happy ending... I like the way you speak. It's interesting. And your freckles... Lickable.
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Willow Rosenberg : Well, I just... Can you always tell just-just by looking at someone?
Kennedy : No. No, of course not. That wouldn't be any fun. The fun part is the process of, of getting to know a girl. It's like... It's like flirting in code. It's using body language and laughing at the right jokes and... and looking into her eyes... and knowing she's still whispering to you... even when she's not saying a word. And that sense that, if you can just touch her, just once, everything will be okay, for both of you... That's how you can tell... Or if she's really hot, you just get her drunk, see if she comes on to you.
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Willow Rosenberg : Hey. How is he?
Buffy Summers : Oh, in the "goes" part of "comes and goes."
Willow Rosenberg : Well, there seems to be a definite lack of screaming. That has to be good.
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[Willow enters with a gun]
Willow Rosenberg : You think you can just do that to me, that I'd let you get away with it?
Kennedy : Do? Get away with...
[Willow points the gun at Kennedy]
Kennedy : Okay. Let's not get excited.
Willow Rosenberg : It's too late for that. This is what I am. I made it happen, and I'll make it stop.
Kennedy : Willow... what did you make happen?
Willow Rosenberg : You were there, bitch. You saw it.
Warren Meers : [as Willow] I killed her.
Kennedy : You mean "him."
Warren Meers : [as Willow] Her. Him. You know what I mean.
Kennedy : But you said her.
Warren Meers : [as Willow] No. That was Warren.
Kennedy : No. No, it wasn't. You said I was there. Who did you kill, Willow?
Willow Rosenberg : It was your fault, slut!
Warren Meers : [as Willow] You tricked me. You got me to forget.
Kennedy : Tara.
Warren Meers : [as Willow] Shut up!
Willow Rosenberg : Shut up! You do not get to say her name. Offering it up to who ever's there. Tricking me into kissing you.
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Willow Rosenberg : [to Kennedy] For someone who's sick, you look surprisingly robust and... casual dressy.
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[last lines]
Willow Rosenberg : It's me? I'm back? Oh, God.
Kennedy : Are you all right?
Willow Rosenberg : I have no idea... I'm so tired.
Kennedy : Yeah... I'll make you some tea.
