Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

The Killer in Me (2003)

James Marsters: Spike

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Quotes 

• Spike : What's happening?

  General : Miss Summers. Agent Finn reported that you tried to contact him earlier today.

  Buffy Summers : I knew it!

  [to Spike] 

  Buffy Summers : Government conspiracy.

  General : He indicated you might be needing our assistance. We're to provide you anything you need to help with "assface" here.

  [Buffy and Spike stare at him] 

  General : Those were his exact words, ma'am.

• Buffy Summers : There's gotta be a reason why the chip is going all wonky. Maybe it's related to the trigger. Or maybe it has something to do with the new soul.

  Spike : Or maybe I wasn't meant to last this long.

  [pause] 

  Spike : One more thing you and I have in common, eh, pet?

  Buffy Summers : Well, we'll fix it. We'll hit serious research mode.

  Spike : Good. Try behavior modification software throughout the ages.

  Buffy Summers : [sighs]  Okay. You're right. Not a book thing.

  [pauses, comes to a realization] 

  Buffy Summers : It's a phone thing.

  Spike : Who ya gonna call...? God, that phrase is never gonna be usable again, is it?

  Buffy Summers : Doubt it.

• Buffy Summers : Giles is off on the retreat.

  Spike : Give us all a chance for a breather, eh?

  Buffy Summers : From Giles?

  Spike : From the constant pitter-patter of clomping teenage girlie feet.

  Buffy Summers : I have no idea what you're talking about.

  Spike : Come off it.

  Buffy Summers : No, I enjoy my responsibility as mentor, role model, life guide. Oh, my God. I cannot believe I have my bathroom all to myself for two whole days.

  Spike : It's like a bloody war zone up there, and not in the good way.

  Buffy Summers : Have you seen the kitchen since they've been here?