CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (TV Series)
Bully for You (2001)
George Eads: CSI Nick Stokes
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Quotes
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Night Club Manager : Look, I was just doing my job.
Nick Stokes : Hey... treating another human being like garbage is not a job. It's a choice.
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Sara Sidle : [Sara smells like decomp] Give me a mint.
Nick Stokes : You're gonna need more than one.
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Sara Sidle : Soup?
Nick Stokes : Human... soup. Well, we are 73.5% liquid, eh, Dave?
David Phillips : Add some bacteria, a couple gases, and... voila!
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Club manager : Listen, this guy was scaring my customers, so I drove him out of town.
Nick Stokes : You didn't, by any chance, happen to put him in a bag and dropped him off a hill into a gully did you?
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Nick Stokes : [to Sara after she flirts with Hank] Nothin' like flirting over a DB
[laughs]
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Nick Stokes : Shut up. She was not.
Warrick Brown : I saw her in action.
Nick Stokes : Really?
Warrick Brown : Yeah, she was.
Nick Stokes : Catherine?
Catherine Willows : I was what?
Warrick Brown : I was just telling Nick how you were a big bully in high school.
Catherine Willows : A bully? All right, I guess I was. But, I mean, not the kind that people want to take a gun out and shoot.
Warrick Brown : No.
Nick Stokes : No, no. You were the kind that guys fall all over themselves trying to impress.
Catherine Willows : Like you, Nick, huh? Oh, Nick... what were you in high school?
Nick Stokes : Me? I was, uh... I was "dependable".
Catherine Willows : Dependable.
Nick Stokes : Mmhmm.
Catherine Willows : Dependable jock, dependable stoner?
Nick Stokes : No. Never a strap, never a smoker. Just all-around "dependable" guy, I guess.
Warrick Brown : Cath laughs. right before Sara walks into the break room: What Nick's trying to say he was unpopular.
Nick Stokes : pointing at Warrick for emphasis: No, no I'll tell you what I wasn't; I wasn't a Mac Daddy wannabe with a 'Members Only' jacket.
Warrick Brown : What's wrong with those Member's Only jackets? They were kinda cool back in the day.
Sara Sidle : Nick, Ronny's got something on Liquid Man, says it's hot.
Nick Stokes : Great.
Warrick Brown : Hey Sara, what were you in high school?
Sara Sidle : Nick walks past her and sniffs: Science nerd.
Nick Stokes : whispers: You changed? But you still smell. Let's go.
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Catherine Willows : So what were you in high school, Nick?
Nick Stokes : Me? I was... dependable.
Catherine Willows : Dependable?
Warrick Brown : He's trying to say he was unpopular.