- [about a case involving an elderly woman who crashed into a restaurant]
- Sara Sidle: What do you have, Greg?
- Greg Sanders: Well, maybe she had the munchies. Tox screen came back. Mrs. Lambert tested positive for cannabis sativa.
- Sara Sidle: Grass?
- Greg Sanders: "Grass?" So seventies, man! Sticky green, dank, chronic, cush, happy stick, wacky tobaccy.
- Sara Sidle: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Grandma was high?
- Greg Sanders: Yeah.
- Sara Sidle: Grandma was high?
- Greg Sanders: As a kite.