CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (TV Series)

Cross-Jurisdictions (2002)

David Caruso: CSI Lieutenant Horatio 'H' Caine

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Quotes 

• Eric Delko : Someone gonna cover me?

  Horatio Caine : I got you.

  Catherine Willows : Cover you for what?

  Eric Delko : Alligators.

• Special Agent Dennis Sackheim : What did she say?

  Horatio Caine : That you need to learn the language.

• Horatio Caine : It's honey.

  Catherine Willows : You say that like it means something.

  Horatio Caine : Well, honey on its own is just honey. But add platic wrap and... it's a different situation.

• Catherine Willows : Ready, honey?

  Horatio Caine : Coming dear.

• Gordon Daimler : Rich people don't go to jail.

  Horatio Caine : You're not rich.

• Gordon Daimler : The Corwins lent me their jet.

  Catherine Willows : Just like they lent you their boat?

  Gordon Daimler : Ask the pilot. Dylan called him in person telling him to fly me to Monaco.

  Horatio Caine : Hmm. I'd rather call Dylan at the hospital to confirm.

  Catherine Willows : The husband didn't die. You left us a witness and enough evidence to incriminate you in two states.

• Horatio Caine : Detweiler, I know you want to impress your boss, but there's an innocent man on that boat. Now, if you take this shot, I'm going to be in your grille for the rest of your natural life. I want you to think about what that might be like. Think about that.

  [after a moment of decision, Detweiler stands down] 

  Horatio Caine : Thank you. Speed, the Corwins have a jet. Find the jet. Call the FAA, and ground the jet by the authority of Miami-Dade County.

• Honey Girl : Some guys like to lick it off.

  Horatio Caine : Really? I prefer the swab myself.

• Tim Speedle : Only way to outrun an alligator is swim faster than the guy next to you. Right Delko?

  Eric Delko : I used to have a partner.

  Horatio Caine : Guys, please.

• Horatio Caine : So, how's your colleague Grissom doing on the aroma angle?

  C.S.I. Night Shift Assistant Supervisor Catherine Willows : I'm sure he's making progress, but Grissom rarely says anything until he's good and ready.

  Horatio Caine : Ah, smart man.

• Horatio Caine : My name is Horatio Caine. I'm the head of the Crime Unit.

  Sasha Rittle : Horatio?

  Horatio Caine : Yeah. That's a funny name, isn't it? My mother named me after a famous writer named Horatio Alger. Ever hear of him?

  Sasha Rittle : Is your badge real?

  Horatio Caine : [giving it to her]  Yeah. Yeah, that's real.

  Sasha Rittle : My daddy's a policeman.

  Horatio Caine : I know that. I knew that.

  Sasha Rittle : They're looking for me, you know.

  Horatio Caine : Mm-hmm. Me, too. Me, too. What do you say we sit here and get found together?

• Warrick Brown : $500 for five dollars worth of honey? I don't think it's worth it.

  Nightclub Manager : Those are mostly for decoration, but once in a while, some bigwig comes, takes one of 'em out of here.

  Horatio Caine : [searching through receipts]  Wouldn't it have been easier to put these in order? This is gonna take forever.

  Calleigh Duquesne : Maybe not. I've got a receipt from two nights ago.

• C.S.I. Night Shift Assistant Supervisor Catherine Willows : Gordon Daimler. That's the limo driver.

  Horatio Caine : That's him. And the reason that old Gordon probably didn't smell when we picked him up is because he'd just taken his insulin, hadn't he?

  C.S.I. Night Shift Assistant Supervisor Catherine Willows : But the scent was still in the limo's AC system.

  Horatio Caine : Mm-hmm.

  C.S.I. Night Shift Assistant Supervisor Catherine Willows : Well, now we have this guy's address.

  Horatio Caine : Yes, take a look at this address. A limousine driver with a house on the water in Coconut Grove? I don't think so.

  C.S.I. Night Shift Assistant Supervisor Catherine Willows : Who's the owner of record?

  Horatio Caine : Let's check it.

  C.S.I. Night Shift Assistant Supervisor Catherine Willows : [seeing the search result]  Sissy and Dylan Corwin. That's the couple that he was picking up at the airport when we pulled him over.

  Horatio Caine : That's right.

  C.S.I. Night Shift Assistant Supervisor Catherine Willows : So then maybe that's how he finds his victims, driving a limo.

  Horatio Caine : And when they're away at some posh resort, he moves into their house, doesn't he?

  C.S.I. Night Shift Assistant Supervisor Catherine Willows : Hops over to Las Vegas. Visits the couple he met in Miami. Kills the husband...

  Horatio Caine : Mm-hmm.

  C.S.I. Night Shift Assistant Supervisor Catherine Willows : Brings the wife back here, kills her.

  Horatio Caine : And when the Corwins come home... not good.

• C.S.I. Night Shift Assistant Supervisor Catherine Willows : You know what always happens to bad people? They leave behind a part of themselves, and that's how you can help us find your mommy. Now, I need to look underneath your fingernails.

  [Sasha withdraws her hand] 

  C.S.I. Night Shift Assistant Supervisor Catherine Willows : You wanna show me what's in your hand?

  Horatio Caine : [reassuring]  It's okay.

  C.S.I. Night Shift Assistant Supervisor Catherine Willows : [Sasha opens her hand to reveal a bullet casing]  Where did you get that?

  [brief flashback sequence] 

  Sasha Rittle : I ran out after they drove off. I picked that up.

  Horatio Caine : I bet it felt cold when you picked it up.

  Sasha Rittle : No. No, hot. You're tricking me.

  Horatio Caine : You're too smart for that.

• Horatio Caine : Tick tock, Dennis. While you're waiting to get your ducks in a row, the guy with the Miami link just slipped through my hands.

  Special Agent Sackheim : Horatio, I didn't have federal approval...

  Horatio Caine : I need answers for this little girl. Her father's just been killed, maybe her mother, too. And that's your fault. You understand that.

  Special Agent Sackheim : It sounds like you're making this personal.

  Horatio Caine : Dennis, you don't give me this link, I will make this *very* personal.

• Calleigh Duquesne : You got a theory on how the mother and daughter ended up all the way in Miami from Las Vegas?

  C.S.I. Night Shift Assistant Supervisor Catherine Willows : Well, we don't actually work theories. Do we, Warrick?

  Warrick Brown : No, just evidence.

  Calleigh Duquesne : We're much more fanciful down here. Aren't we, Horatio?

  Horatio Caine : I think that's a fair description.

  Calleigh Duquesne : My guess is this belongs to a Taurus 9, made in Brazil. It's a cheap Beretta knockoff, and you may not see many of them in Vegas, but we get 'em down here all the time. Which makes me think this guy wasn't fleeing Las Vegas.

  Horatio Caine : He was coming home to Miami.

• Sasha Rittle : My mommy and daddy are dead, aren't they?

  Horatio Caine : Well, your aunt is flying in to talk to you.

  Sasha Rittle : That's a yes.

  Horatio Caine : I lost someone once.

  Sasha Rittle : Who?

  Horatio Caine : Well...

  Sasha Rittle : Did you feel sick?

  Horatio Caine : Still do. Still do. Sasha, people are gonna say a lot of things about your mom and dad, and some of them are gonna be true, but what I want you to remember is that they fought like heroes for you. Will you remember that for me?