CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (TV Series)

Pilot (2000)

William Petersen: CSI Dr. Gil Grissom

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Quotes 

• Gil Grissom : We look at each case objectively, without presupposition, regardless of race, color, creed, or bubblegum flavor.

• Holly Gribbs : [Upset after being locked in the morgue]  There were bodies. I could feel them breathing.

  Gil Grissom : [laughs]  It's okay, Holly. It's alright.

  [Yelling to the bodies] 

  Gil Grissom : You assholes!

• Gil Grissom : Forget about your promotion Warrick, forget about making a hundred, forget about the husband, these things will only confuse you. Concentrate on what cannot lie: the evidence.

• Warrick Brown : Whose blood is that?

  Gil Grissom : The new girl. Want to donate?

  Warrick Brown : Hell, no.

• [Holly Gribbs is performing her first autopsy] 

  Gil Grissom : You gotta breathe through your ears, Gribbs.

• Gil Grissom : Would you mind taking off your jacket and rolling up your sleeve?

  Holly Gribbs : What for?

  Gil Grissom : I need a pint of your blood. It's customary for all new hires.

  Holly Gribbs : Why?

  Gil Grissom : So many reasons...

• Gil Grissom : Pin you against a wall?

• Gil Grissom : I know, Pink Floyd's not your thing.

  Gina Harmon : I have on cowboy boots. I work in a lab. What makes you think The Dark Side of the Moon synched to the Wizard of Oz is gonna warm my damn barn?

  Gil Grissom : I just thought it'd be something different.

  Gina Harmon : Wanna be different? Pin me up against a wall and lay one on me like you mean it.

• Gil Grissom : If latex rubber and cooking spray went on a blind date, how would the night end?

  Charlotte Meridian : [Said dryly]  A lot better then ours did.