CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (TV Series)

Table Stakes (2001)

George Eads: CSI Nick Stokes

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• Catherine Willows : Well, according to her credit card records Portia Richmond hasn't spent a dime since she's been in the Mediterranean.

  Sara Sidle : She's dead.

  Catherine Willows : Not necessarily. She may have been... swept off her feet.

  Nick Stokes : Some guys still like to foot the bill.

  Sara Sidle : How would you know?

  Nick Stokes : Hey, I only go dutch if girls ask the wrong question.

  Catherine Willows : What question it that, Nick?

  Nick Stokes : "What do you drive?"

  Sara Sidle : It's a legitimate question.

  Nick Stokes : No, it's not. What it means is "how much do you make so you can take care of me".

• Nick Stokes : [walks in to see Greg lively doing his work]  What up, G?

  Sara Sidle : You're awake, I hate you.

  Greg Sanders : Couple glasses of merlot, a rack of lamb on my day off. I slept like a baby yesterday. You look horrible.

  Sara Sidle : Thanks, Greg.

  [Greg looks at Nick] 

  Nick Stokes : Don't look at me. I got 'sunshine' all night.

  [Nick glances over at Sara who glares back at him, definitely catching exactly who he's calling "sunshine"] 

  Nick Stokes : Check for DNA in the sexual assault kit and the fingernail, please.

  Sara Sidle : Everything has to be in CODIS ASAP.

  Greg Sanders : Oh, is that all? I want to know who's going to authorize my overtime?

  Sara Sidle : Suck it up, Greg. You're well-rested.

  [Sara walks away] 

  Greg Sanders : [to Nick]  You want a valium for her?

  Sara Sidle : [from a distance]  I heard that!

• Sara Sidle : What am I, working food and beverage at one of the hotels? I haven't had a day off in three weeks

  Sara Sidle : I mean if they're gonna call me in, throw me a bone, give me the 4-19 on the elevator

  Nick Stokes : Someone's bitter

  Sara Sidle : I'm tired

  Nick Stokes : You, tired, I thought you never sleep

  [Sara yawns loudly] 

  Nick Stokes : [Nick laughs]