CSI: Miami (TV Series)
Money for Nothing (2004)
David Caruso: CSI Lieutenant Horatio 'H' Caine
Quotes
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[first lines]
Sam : We have several rental properties available right now in Hialeah.
Lieutenant Horatio Caine : I'd rather have them closer to the city.
Susie Barnam Keaton : Horatio... I told you, just because I slept with your brother does not make us your problem.
Lieutenant Horatio Caine : No, but it makes you my family.
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Lieutenant Horatio Caine : [after warning and shooting the bad guy] They never listen.
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Tim Speedle : I got the GPS tracking signal from those two money bags, but it's stationary. Now why would a guy who just robbed an armored truck be parked like a sitting duck?
Lieutenant Horatio Caine : It's possible because I put two in his gas tank.
Tim Speedle : You could have put two in him.
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Mary Donlan's Partner : Counterfeit?
Eric Delko : You ran off with $3.2 million in fake hundred strapped to your back.
Lieutenant Horatio Caine : Gonna make one hell of a story for the cell block.
Mary Donlan's Partner : Doesn't make sense. We pulled it right out of that truck. Didn't even have time to open the bags.
Lieutenant Horatio Caine : Well, I guess somebody beat you to it, didn't they?
Mary Donlan's Partner : But the truck came right from the bank.
Lieutenant Horatio Caine : Yes, it did. Eric, go over to Dade Mutual and retrace the steps of the money, please.
Mary Donlan's Partner : Hey, what happens to me?
Lieutenant Horatio Caine : Twenty years to life.
Mary Donlan's Partner : Twenty years for stealing counterfeit cash? The money isn't even real.
Lieutenant Horatio Caine : Killing somebody was.
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Lieutenant Horatio Caine : Dade Mutual bundled $3.2 million in real cash. We have a thief that was apprehended with 3.2 in counterfeit bills. That leaves the man in the middle: you. So here's my question, Paul. Did you, somewhere along the route, stop and swap the money out?
Paul Donlan : John and I were driving the shipment from point A to point B. Same as always.
Lieutenant Horatio Caine : So you notified Dispatch that you were twenty minutes late?
Paul Donlan : There was construction at the County Auditorium. Check the log.
Lieutenant Horatio Caine : I did, and we are $3.2 million short.
Paul Donlan : Then talk to the guy who stole it, okay? You gonna believe him over me?
Lieutenant Horatio Caine : Paul, in my business, I don't have the luxury of believing anyone.