Camp Lazlo! (TV Series)
Beans and Pranks/Movie Night (2005)
Carlos Alazraqui: Lazlo, Clam, Clown
Quotes
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Lazlo : Hey, Edward! How was your movie night?
Edward Platypus : [mimicking Lazlo] "How was your movie night"? How was my movie night? I'll tell you how it was! Can I tell you how I loathed it? How I would have preferred sitting in a cow's stomach, watching grass being digested?
Lazlo : Okay, maybe later!
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Edward Platypus : [picking up a chair to hit the movie projector] YOU! MUST! DIE! SPROCKET-INFESTED LOWLIFE CELLULOID BIG BOY EXCUSE FOR A-
[as he pounds the projector, he accidentally hits it so that it's directly facing him, and he finds himself staring straight into it]
Lazlo : [speaking in Edward's mind] Oh, no, Edward. You are not a big boy. You are cosmically insufficient.
Edward Platypus : I'm not a big boy.
[Edward opens the door from outside]
Edward Platypus : Aaayyy. I am a small boy.
[He slithers to the mess hall]
Edward Platypus : A slithering small boy.
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Slinkman : You know what would be funny? Playing a prank on the "Big Moose".
Lazlo , Raj , Clam : The "Big Moose"?
[the Jelly Beans burst out laughing]
Lazlo : What's a prank?
Slinkman : You guys are kidding me, right?
[Lazlo smiles innocently]
Slinkman : Uh...
Lazlo : Uh...
Slinkman : Okay, I can play along. I've got a whole bag of pranks.
[He rummages around in his trunk while Lazlo, Raj and Clam eagerly watch]
Slinkman : For example: the happy buzzer. It gives a person a shocking buzz when you shake hands.
Lazlo : Wow!
Slinkman : Go ahead, try it.
[He gives it to Lazlo, who unexpectedly uses it on himself]
Lazlo : You're right! It's totally shocking!
Slinkman : No, no, the shock is for the other person.
Lazlo : Oh. Here you go, Raj.
Raj : Thank you kindly.
[He also uses the buzzer on himself]
Raj : This is marvellous! I'm like a hiccupping jumping bean!
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[Scoutmaster Lumpus is at his desk, spying on the Jellybeans when suddenly a horrific noise is transmitted from the microphone to the scoutmaster's headphones. Lumpus screams and tunes the radio]
Scoutmaster Lumpus : What in mother's wig? I'm channelling a wildebeest with hepatitis!
[In actual fact he's channelling Clam singing loudly and very badly into the microphone]
Clam : BROTHER BORIS HAD A FARM! E-I-E-I-O!
[Slinkman tries to pull the microphone away from Clam, but to no avail]
Slinkman : [annoyed] Hey, could you- could you not do that? Please don't do that. Could you not do that, please?