Charles in Charge (TV Series)

War (1984)

Scott Baio: Charles

Quotes 

• Douglas Pembroke : ...Jason's gone too far this time. He just took a shower and used my lucky towel.

  Charles : What's lucky about it?

  Douglas Pembroke : It always gets me dry!

• Charles : [finding Douglas at work with a skateboard]  ... Doug, do you need help tightening those wheels?

  Douglas Pembroke : I'm not tightening them; I'm loosening them.

  Charles : That's very dangerous!

  Douglas Pembroke : I hope so; this is Jason's skateboard. He used my baseball glove to clean his fish tank! He's gotta be taught a lesson.

  Charles : [confiscating the skateboard]  That's not a crime punishable by death.